Dakota Johnson for Calvin Klein

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1. Would love to sniff her asshole.

   Maybe put a straw in there and suck her farts out directly from the source, undiluted

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   1. Stay classy, San Diego

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2. I’m not usually a fan of the hair over the titties look, but I think this is so hot.

   Honestly the real problem is her fine line tattoos that just look messy.

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   1. Times. “I went through a phase where I loved tattoos, and I loved the feeling of getting tattooed,” Johnson has said. “But now I’ve outgrown them mostly, and [because] I always have to cover them for jobs, God, they’re annoying!”

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      1. Eh fair enough on the tats, but I’d like to think she might feel differently if she got some that wouldn’t blur after a couple years.

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3. Hot enough to almost make up for her personality!

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   1. Wait!

      She has a personality?

      Kidding aside, I think her personality is sort of cute. I wouldn’t ask her opinion of Kant’s Critique of Pure Reason, but I think she’s likeable enough.

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      1. Her personality is the last female Hollywood star trying to be sexy – fuck the haters

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      2. Apparently though, she’s the person who had the courage to expose Ellen Degeneres.

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4. Ahh fuck. Dakota Johnson is the hottest woman alive right now. And I think she did this to remind Sydney Sweeney who’s the real sex God lmao.

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