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Some female nudity in the first three episodes of The Beauty + Rebecca Hall nudography

Scoop, January 22, 2026 (3:19 pm)January 27, 2026 (4:57 pm) ... 16 comments.

New FX series. The first three episodes came out yesterday. It will now be a weekly series.

Ostensibly, the genre is body horror, but the show also has serious points to make about society’s obsession with beauty, and the greed of those who profit from that obsession. In other words, the premise is more or less parallel to The Substance.

A drug company develops a sort of super-Ozempic, in the form of a virus that not only makes users thin, but also strong, beautiful, and immune to aging. And it works almost instantly! Needless to say, the profit potential of such a treatment is immense, but there’s a bootleg variation going around and Evil Drug Corporation has to get the bootlegs out of circulation to protect their profit. In order to do that, they have hired an assassin to kill the bootleggers.

But there’s one more wrinkle – the bootleg version of the virus can be transmitted through sexual contact and other bodily fluid exchanges, ala AIDS. When this happens, it can produce the same beautifying effects as the controlled version, but only temporarily. It then becomes lethal in horrifying ways. (The sufferers have fits of rage accompanied by super strength, then basically explode after their body temperatures reach astronomical levels.)

Because of the STD nature of the bootleg, the assassin has to keep killing people who have had sex with the sufferers. Given that the sufferers are unnaturally beautiful, they have no shortage of sexual partners, so the assassin is a busy man.

This series seems to focus on rear nudity.

Rebecca Hall’s character in episode 1 (presumed to be body double Viola Marini)

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Rebecca Hall’s character in episode 2 (no nudity, and probably includes a combination of Rebecca Hall and Viola Marini)

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Jessica Alexander in episode 2

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Emily Borromeo (??) in episode 3

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One ridiculously inside joke for baby boomers: a plastic surgeon promises to transform a Jeremy into a Chad.

(A “Chad” is his shorthand for a handsome alpha male.)

In the musical duo, it was the other way around. Chad was the nerdy-looking one with the thick glasses. Jeremy Clyde, despite nerdy-sounding first and last names, was the one who made the girls swoon. I once had their album, “Yesterday’s Gone,” and I once performed “A Summer Song” with the woman who would later become my wife. Both of those songs always bring back memories. Damn, that was long, long ago.

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Rebecca Hall nudography

2006 – Wide Sargasso Sea

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2009 – Red Riding: 1974

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2011 – The Awakening

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2012 – Parade’s End, part 2

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2017 – Permission

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2017 – Professor Marston and the Wonder Woman

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From the comments:

We were talking about mother-daughter nudity a while back. Rebecca Hall’s mom, the late opera singer Maria Ewing, famously did full frontal nudity onstage in Salome. It was directed by Rebecca’s father, Peter Hall. Here is the full Dance of the Seven Veils on YouTube. Although she presents as Caucasian, Rebecca Hall is actually part Black on her mother’s side.

Her breasts are her genius!

Scoop, January 21, 2026 (1:04 pm)January 22, 2026 (8:00 am) ... 6 comments.

Julia Ain is one of less than 20,000 people granted an O-1B visa which was created in 1972 when John Lennon was almost deported from the country, and is reserved for those with ‘extraordinary ability.’ Canadian citizen Julia Ain is an internet star who creates ‘funny’ content centered around her 36DD boobs, and she is one of the foreigners granted a rare extraordinary artist visa to the US.

And her extraordinary ability? Well, in a recent interview she said:

Maybe my extraordinary talent is just that I have big boobs.

We got her just in time, thank goodness. The nation’s Strategic Knocker Reserve was low, so our immigration authorities chose to replenish it instead of welcoming the poor, the tired and the huddled masses.

As Jesus taught.

Unless, of course, the poor, tired, and huddled have major league yabbos.

“Rita Ora Garden Selfie Nip Slip!”

Scoop, January 21, 2026 (12:43 pm)January 21, 2026 (12:44 pm) ... no comments.

Rita Ora nude and snapping an arm bra selfie while enjoying the sun in a garden! Her nipple is very much visible.

Cybill Shepherd in a colorized, AI version of The Last Picture Show in UHD (1971)

Scoop, January 21, 2026 (5:47 am)January 21, 2026 (5:51 am) ... 16 comments.

I don’t know who created this, but it demonstrates the scary power of AI in the hands of an expert. This image contains nearly 17 million pixels (5568×3008) at full size.


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It also demonstrates what a beauty Cybill was.

Mia Moore topless in Pretty Miss Lolly (2025)

Scoop, January 21, 2026 (5:20 am) ... no comments.

Micro-budget indie drama filmed in Malibu. (3.0 at IMDb with a small number of votes.)

A lonely and isolated young man suffering from the after-effects of the pandemic, embarks on a nationwide odyssey to find the love of his life, a beautiful and enchanting woman he met on a paid website of a questionable origin.

Rebecca Stoughton, who played Lolly, wrote on her Instagram:

This one has been a long time coming – we shot this back in Sept 2023. The adventure explores the increase of AI chat rooms since COVID19, and what lengths someone will go to when they fall in love online to prove to themselves it’s real.

There’s a bit of a mystery in this credit. IMDb says it is Mia Moore (as a different name). Atypically, it does not say what the name is. The film’s credits say the part is played by Olesia Bond, a semi-famous DJ from Moscow, who is definitely not in this film. I’m not sure what’s going on there. I’m assuming it’s some kind of intellectual property dispute, but I don’t know that to be true.

At any rate, this does seem to be Mia Moore


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Videos. For reasons not clear to me, GoFile doesn’t play the sound if you stream these. The sound is not really necessary, but they do play properly if you download them.

Anitta twerking in concert

Scoop, January 21, 2026 (12:08 am) ... no comments.


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The still photo doesn’t adequately reflect what you will see in the videos, which are worth a quick look.

Porn Stars at 2026 X3 Expo #2!

Scoop, January 20, 2026 (3:48 pm) ... no comments.

More pictures of big tit porn stars interacting with fans at the X3 Expo! The guy getting to bury his face in Roxie Sinner’s tits is definitely the winner!

Lots more of Moon Bloodgood

Scoop, January 20, 2026 (3:42 pm)January 21, 2026 (12:10 am) ... 7 comments.

American Hollywood actress Moon Bloodgood (Terminator Salvation , Falling Skies). We added 150 pics + 8 videos in this update including live streams where she gets really horny with her ‘fans.’

“Zita Vass Flashing Her Bare Ass!”

Scoop, January 20, 2026 (3:36 pm)January 20, 2026 (3:38 pm) ... no comments.

Candid pictures of model Zita Vass flashing her bare ass to the paparazzi while leaving a restaurant in LA!

There’s no thong. That’s the real deal.

Maggie O’Neill naked in Killing Me Softly (1995)

Scoop, January 20, 2026 (1:42 pm)January 20, 2026 (3:01 pm) ... 1 comment.

This is not the 2002 erotic thriller with Rollergirl and Shakespeare. This “Killing Me Softly” refers to a 1995 British TV film where Maggie played a battered wife convicted of killing her abusive husband, a true story about provocation and a fight for reduced conviction.


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