Category: Beauty

Softcore erotica from Zalman King.

Donald Trump is famous for asking “Where is my Roy Cohn?” My equivalent question is, “Where is my Zalman King?” Zalman died 14 years ago, and nobody has picked up his torch, the famous Torch of Eternal Horniness, as immortalized by the classical bards.

The Z-man tended to annoy me when he was alive, but I sure miss him now.

In 1958 California, a teenage girl goes to work as a prostitute in a high-class brothel after the death of her father.

All clips, caps and collages from Johnny Moronic:

Johnny Moronic’s film clips are here. They include many other unidentified women, some of whom did quite explicit nudity.

A TikTok vid

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The article is here.

Collages by Penman

Paulina has done some great nudity in her career, and has done so in several projects. Given that and her impressive figure, she’s in the Nudity Hall of Fame, and might even be in the discussion for “nudity Mt. Rushmore.”

but …

The good news is that Marian is no longer a maid.

The bad news is that you can’t see anything. The scene has been choreographed and edited so that her nipples are never visible. Here is the entire scene, if you want to try your luck at it.

I think the following was the best frame, and is it not good at all.

All of the previous nudity from this series.

There has been one great nude scene: Olivia Winter in episode 3.

Porn comedy.

Bubble-brained Candy Christian travels to Hollywood to make it big and instead gets taken under the wing of a sleazy ‘talent agent’ bent on exploiting her for his own personal gain.

I have sort of a connection here, albeit an indirect one.

Wendy and I were born in the same hospital, just three months apart. She grew up about two miles from me, although those two miles were all water, a large bay that split our neighborhoods into completely separate communities that never mixed. Mine (Irondequoit) was suburban, barely escaping urban. Hers (Webster) was rural, trying to be suburban.

Many people from her town commuted to my high school, so many that there were school buses specifically dedicated to that route. At one of my reunions, I asked the Webster guys whether anyone knew her. None had attended her elementary school, and none had ever even run into her, but they mentioned that the driver of their school bus, Bob Williams, was her dad!

After childhood, our lives were very different. By the time we were 16, she was hitchhiking around the world and I was probably still trying to organize my baseball cards. By the time we reached our late 20s, she was working in porno and sex shows, including Candy Goes to Hollywood, and I was a working stiff, a suburban dad, and still kind of a naif. The baseball cards were gone, but I was still in possession of my comic book collection. By 1998, as we were about to turn 50, I had already retired, and was enjoying my new life as Uncle Scoopy. She was putting a bullet through her brain.

There were probably times when I envied her adventurous life and her eventual international fame as lead singer of the Plasmatics, but in retrospect, my incredibly boring path through corporate America was a much better choice.

Film clips. For some reason, this crappy movie is available on Blu-Ray! Wendy appeared, using her real name (!!), as a contestant on “The Dong Show,” where she got donged by a fake Jaye P. Morgan. The X-rated “Chuck Bareass” did a fairly good impersonation of the real thing.

Some seven years later, Wendy appeared topless in Reform School Girls. Those must have been seven tough years. She was lookin’ pretty rough at 37.

This is actually a skit. British artist Katerina Jebb made this film of Kylie Minogue for her imaginary TV channel Lucid TV Paris. It is part of the exhibition titled” Simulacrum & Hyperbole.” The series was presented at Trading Museum , Comme des Garcons Paris .

The premise here is that Kylie insured her famous booty for some astronomical amount, and the insurance company then asked if our own “assets” were covered. This was about 2012, give or take.

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Jane Seymour:

An earlier post featured Catherine Bach.

A B&W shot of Lynda Carter on the set

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Assassinada e Condenada means “Murdered and Convicted”

This is a six-part drama from HBO Latin America. It is based on a true story: the 1976 murder of Brazilian socialite Angela Diniz. Her death and the ensuing murder trial led to a major change in that nation’s jurisprudence.

Ângela Diniz’s murder became a landmark case in Brazil after her killer, Doca Street, was initially acquitted under the misogynistic “legitimate defense of honor.” The lenient outcome sparked nationwide feminist protests, which ultimately pushed the case back to court and helped discredit that defense.

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