Category: Beauty

Esther Nubiola and others naked in The Maidens’ Conspiracy (2006)

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Spanish heroic tale. Original title: Tirante el Blanco

Tirant Lo Blanc, by Joanot Martorell, is the most famous chivalric romance in the Catalan language. It was written in the 15th century. Miguel de Cervantes y Saavedra, author of the great Spanish classic “Don Quixote”, thought very highly of “Tirant”, in contrast to his unfavorable opinion of many other books of chivalry.

I have not watched this film, but I suppose it is not an especially good adaptation of the Catalan classic, given a 4.1 rating at IMDb. The plot summary below makes it sound like an exploitation film:

Tirante, the white knight, is as committed to fighting the Turks in Constantinople as he is to relieving Carmesina, the heiress to the Byzantine Empire, of her virginity.

Esther Nubiola

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Jane Asher

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Victoria Abril

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“The first AI generated horror film”

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Karen the Beauty Queen Butcher.

I don’t know where to begin because I don’t know what’s real and what isn’t.

Here’s the premise:

Karen an unhappy married woman joins several Beauty Contests in the hope of being famous and adored by complete strangers. As she continues to lose beauty contests, we see that her competition is being killed off one by one. As we follow Karen’s journey through the film we discover who is the killer and what are the true motivations behind the murders.

The actual murders look like cartoons. (You get the idea from the trailer.)

I don’t want to waste any more time on this. Here’s a review from Horror Central that sums up the film well.

The nudity is from a woman named Knives Suicide. I didn’t make that up. Here are the credits.

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IMDb calls her Suicide Knives, but that is wrong. She is really called Knives Suicide, and she is not AI like Tilly Norwood, but a real person profiled here, with several additional links on the bottom of that article.

So here’s Knives in the flesh:


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This video is a raw, unedited capture. For the screen shots above, I removed the amber filter.

JoBeth Williams nudography, such as it is.

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Talk about specialization. Apparently she was the go-to gal for “naked in corridors in front of children,” but never got naked elsewhere. No beds, no beaches, no rooms – corridors only, and only if children could see her. In Kramer vs Kramer she was naked in a bedroom briefly, but only because she was on her way to a hallway to be naked in front of a child, as the good lord intended. In Teachers, she just went directly to the point and stripped in the corridor of a school as class let out. She’s been seen naked by more children than Jeffrey Epstein.

1979 – Kramer vs Kramer

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1984 – Teachers

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Emyri Crutchfield (and others) in One Spoon of Chocolate (2025)

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I’ll let Emyri tell you what this is:


The plot:

After serving his country in the Army, Unique is falsely accused of assault and sent to prison. Once released, Unique sets up shop in Ohio to restart his life, linking up with his only surviving relative, Ramsey. There’s something insidious happening in this town, though, as its racist sheriff and his crew of similarly bigoted acolytes all have a knack for violence and share a gruesome secret pertaining to a recent string of missing young Black men. When they set their sights on Unique and turn his life upside down, the former soldier has no choice but to bring the ruckus down on the sheriff and his goons.

It was shot and edited with a retro aesthetic, a throwback to grindhouse cinema, using old-school film techniques rather than relying solely on modern digital HD video. So you can see Tarantino’s influence.

Samples:


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