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Leni Klum shakes her stuff to sell some swanky bullshit baubles

Scoop, May 2, 2024 (5:13 pm)May 2, 2024 (5:42 pm) ... no comments.

As you may have noticed, and will see confirmed in this .gif, she is a shapely young woman. Or as Shakespeare himself put it, “Forsooth, a most bonny set. In such garb, the wench doth possess polished stones set in a silver sea. Also some great knockers.”

Speaking of Leni, you have to love the diligence of the photographer at this dinner.

It must not have been a simple matter to get this shot:


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That photog is truly our kind of perve. I hope the Olympics crew has hired him to cover women’s track and volleyball.

Doja Cat is a natty dresser

Scoop, May 2, 2024 (4:56 pm) ... no comments.

“Doja Cat flaunts her curves in a scandalously sexy outfit at Zero Bond Club.”

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Delilah Belle Hamlin was virtually topless at a swanky bullshit event

Scoop, May 2, 2024 (4:10 pm)May 2, 2024 (5:15 pm) ... no comments.

“Delilah Belle Hamlin made jaws drop at The Daily Front Row’s 8th Annual Fashion LA Awards in Beverly Hills. Delilah stole the spotlight with her daring fashion choice, flaunting her bare breasts in a sheer dress that left nothing to the imagination.”

Sample:

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I’m not crazy about the fully-bleached look.

Found at the same link: Delilah’s sister, Amelia, also wore a see-thru, but opted for underwear.

This week’s sexiest social media posts

Scoop, May 2, 2024 (3:46 pm) ... no comments.

“HEATWAVE ALERT: ADDISON RAE GOES TOPLESS IN THIS CELEB-INFUSED SOCIAL MEDIA ROUNDUP!”

Julie Christie in The Railway Station Man (1992 TV film)

Scoop, May 2, 2024 (4:05 am)May 2, 2024 (5:31 pm) ... 1 comment.

How many superlatives can you create for Julie Christie?

She was arguably the most beautiful actress of her generation, prompting David Lean to cast her as Lara in Doctor Zhivago.

She was a cultural icon, a living embodiment of the swinging 60s in London. In 1967, Time magazine said of her: “What Julie Christie wears has more real impact on fashion than all the clothes of the ten best-dressed women combined”.

In Don’t Look Now (1973), she appeared to be having unsimulated sex with Donald Sutherland, outraging the puritanical. Some people suggested that they were just acting, and the couple denied that it was real (or coyly side-stepped the question). If it was acting, Sutherland deserved an Oscar, because he certainly convinced me this was real. This guy got paid to have sex with Julie Christie. In my brief and utterly undistinguished acting career, I never got a gig as good as Sutherland got here … not even when I wrote my own material. Writing yourself into such a scene would take the chutzpah of Vincent Gallo.

Finally, in a site dedicated to female nude scenes, can we fail to note that Julie pretty much invented them? After America’s long drought from 1935-1962, a few nude scenes started to appeared in grade Bs, or in obscure foreign films, or from unknown actresses in 1963-64, but Julie was the first distinguished mainstream actress to slake our thirst for nudity when Darling hit American screens in 1965. She demonstrated that nude scenes were not just for bimbos, but could be part of the art of cinema. When she passed that baton, other serious actresses like Helen Mirren ran with it.

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The Railway Station Man came more than a quarter of a century after her nude debut, when Julie was in her 50s, but she was still easy on the eyes (although she avoided close-up nudity), and she still couldn’t escape Donald Sutherland.


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She is still with us, but no longer acting. She turned 84 last month.

Kristine DeBell in an explicit musical from the 70s – in HD!

Scoop, May 2, 2024 (2:54 am)May 2, 2024 (5:20 pm) ... no comments.

XXX Musicals?? I think we all remember the XXX gay version of Oklahoma, where the farmer and the cowman were more than just friends.

Kidding aside, it was the 70s, man. As ol’ Chuck Dickens noted of a different era, it was the best and worst of times.

Kristine DeBell and lot more other actresses in some great explicit sex scenes from an erotic musical-comedy, Alice in Wonderland (1976).

Noah Cyrus is cheeky

Scoop, May 2, 2024 (2:38 am) ... 1 comment.

… and more than an little eccentric.

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Molly Ringwald topless in Malicious (1995)

Scoop, May 1, 2024 (11:02 pm)May 1, 2024 (11:13 pm) ... 4 comments.

This was another one of the Phoebe Cates / Katie Holmes moments when somebody who grew up in front of our eyes suddenly got topless. This finished #4 among the top nude scenes of 1995. It had some stiff competition. Molly was a hot ticket at the time, but Alyssa Milano was even hotter, kind of the Sydney Sweeney of her time. Milano not only finished first, but 11th as well! And then there was Elizabeth Berkley in Showgirls and Mimi Rogers in Full Body Massage. That’s four all-time classics in one year, with many other great scenes farther down the list.

Had to love the 90s.


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Download them all in a .zip file here.

Christina Hendricks got married in a low-cut dress

Scoop, May 1, 2024 (2:26 pm) ... 2 comments.

As the good lord intended.

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Gallery here.

Charli D’Amelio: c-thru to nipples!

Scoop, May 1, 2024 (2:17 pm)May 1, 2024 (2:18 pm) ... no comments.

Charli D’Amelio showing nipples by wearing a sheer black dress at the Revolve and PizzaSlime’s Country Festival After Party!

That sounds like a swank-free bullshit event.

Sample:

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For reference: her Wikipedia page.

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