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Sydney Sweeney naked in The Housemaid (2025)

Scoop, December 19, 2025 (7:47 pm)December 20, 2025 (9:13 am) ... 28 comments.

This thriller is based on an eponymous novel. (That link contains total spoilers for both the book and the movie.) The book was a massive success. It sold more than two million copies, was on Amazon’s best-seller list for 83 weeks, and on The New York Times trade paperback best-seller list for 60 weeks.

The RT summary:

The film plunges audiences into a twisted world where perfection is an illusion, and nothing is as it seems. Trying to escape her past, Millie (Sydney Sweeney) accepts a job as a live-in housemaid for the wealthy Nina (Amanda Seyfried) and Andrew Winchester (Brandon Sklenar). But what begins as a dream job quickly unravels into something far more dangerous — a sexy, seductive game of secrets, scandal, and power. Behind the Winchesters’ closed doors lies a world of shocking twists that will leave you guessing until the very end.

Tomato Meter: 78%
Popcorn Meter: 91%
Metacritic: 67/100
IMDb: 6.5

The sex scenes are unimpressive, but La Cid’s body is just beautiful.


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Somebody else created this from cam footage provided by one of those gambling sites. I have not watched the film.



Check out Jessica Chastain’s sex and nude scene in Dreams

Check out – the candidates for the 2025 scene of the year

Susan Saint James vintage

Scoop, December 19, 2025 (6:59 pm)December 20, 2025 (8:58 am) ... 7 comments.


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The B&W photo is Susan Saint James at the Kennedy Compound in Hyannis, Massachusetts; August 21, 1981; photo by Ron Galella.

According to the interwebs:

I saw the Saint James nip slip on The Tonight Show, June 28, 1978. (s16e184) Host John Davidson mentioned it. The actress then pulled the other side of her dress to expose her other nipple and said, “There’s one on this side too.” The camera switched as she began to expose herself so only the audio was in evidence. You gotta love the old time live airings.

The nip-slip may be real, but there is something wrong with that photo. It seems that she is supposed to be looking at something between her hands, but there is nothing there. Yet it seems to cast a shadow.

Unfortunately, that episode of The Tonight Show is not available for a fact-check.

Britney Spears – usual shenanigans, maybe a little more

Scoop, December 19, 2025 (5:32 pm)December 19, 2025 (6:33 pm) ... 4 comments.

Britney Spears, or the AI that pretends to be Britney Spears has posted up a nude selfie, where an emoji covers her goods…

Carrie Fisher behind the scenes in the Slave Leia bikini

Scoop, December 19, 2025 (12:09 pm)December 19, 2025 (12:11 pm) ... 6 comments.

From the comments area:

Carrie Fisher-Return of the Jedi 1983

It’s the time of year to start thinking about the best nude scenes of 2025.

Scoop, December 19, 2025 (11:22 am)December 19, 2025 (11:12 pm) ... 60 comments.

It’s time to start assembling the nominees for the nude scene of the year. Here’s an incomplete list. Add your suggestions.

Remember, the goal is NOT to list every nude scene, just the potential winners. In other words, don’t add a nominee unless it is the scene you want to vote for over all the previous nominees.

Noemie Merlant in The Balconettes

Souheila Yacoub in The Balconettes

Sydney Sweeney in The Housemaid

Gabriela Andrada in Ask Me What You Want

Margherita Aresti in Parthenope

Diane Kruger in The Shrouds

Ellen Greene in Beatrix is Invisible

Aimée-Lou Wood in The White Lotus (s3e2)

Franciska Töröcsik in Rise of the Raven (several episodes)

Zoë Kravitz in Caught Stealing

Hannah Einbinder in Hacks (s4e5, s4e2)

Paulina Gaitan in The Dead Girls (e1)

Jennifer Lawrence in Die, My Love

Imogen Poots in The Chronology of Water

Imogen Poots in All of You

Olivia Winter in Robin Hood (e3)

Alison Brie in Together

Cynthia Nixon in And Just Like That (s3e5)

Marjorie Estiano in Ângela Diniz

Amanda Seyfried in The Testament of Ann Lee

Ivana Baquero in A Widow’s Game

Ivana Baquero in episode 3 of The House of Ashur

Rachel Sennott in I Love LA (e1, e6)

Hermione Corfield in Outlander: Blood of My Blood (e2 and e3)

Lauren McQueen in Outlander: Blood of My Blood (e4)

Harriet Slater in Outlander: Blood of My Blood (e10)

India Shaw-Smith in The House of Ashur (e2)

Svenja Jung in Naked (multiple episodes)

Svenja Jung in Fall For Me

Malin Akerman in The Hunting Wives

Brittany Snow in The Hunting Wives

Aisha Dee in Watching You (many episodes)

Aubrey Plaza in Honey Don’t

Margaret Qualley in Honey Don’t

Lera Abova in Honey Don’t

Valeria Golino in Fuori

Llewellyn Reichman in Immerhin: Die Kunst, die Kunst

Jessica Chastain in Dreams

Molly Gordon in Oh, Hi!

Frida Gustavsson in Faithless

Ariane Labed in Swimming Home

Tecla Insolia in The Art of Joy (e4)

Greta Ferro in El Turco

Krista Hedins in Elite Target

Ashley Moore in Perfect

Mariann Hermanyi in Rise of the Raven (e6)

Juana Acosta in Medusa (various episodes)

Virginia Gardner in 1923 (s2e7)

Britt Lower in Darkest Miriam

Valérie Tellos in Fleur de Peau (e5)

Daphne Patakia in Our Wildest Days

Cassandra Ciangherotti in Las Locuras

Ana Lecic naked in Crna Svadba (s2e9)

Anna Zavtur in High Season (multiple episodes)

Verena Altenberger in No Beast. So Fierce.

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Olivia Cooke in The Girlfriend

E. Khandmaa in The Pursuit of Lust

Carrie Coon in The White Lotus (s3e7)

Lorde in Man of the Year

Daisy Edgar Jones and Sasha Calle in On Swift Horses

Lea Myren in The Ugly Stepsister

Marimar Vega in Snakes and Ladders (various episodes)

Carol Nakamura in Arcanjo Renegado

Clara Galle in Olympo

Nira Oshaia in Olympo

Laura Moray in Olympo

Carolina Ramirez Quintero In The Mud

Valentina Zenere In The Mud

Pola Gonciarz in Druga Furioza

Park Ji-hyun in Hidden Face

Julia Schlaepfer in 1923

Radhika Apte naked in Sister Midnight

Blu Hunt in The Dead Thing

Mel Maia in Rulers of Fortune

UPDATE: For the record, Mr Skin made his selections:

10. The orgy scene in Peacemaker (season two premiere)
9. Diane Kruger in The Shrouds
8. Nicole Kidman in Babygirl
7. Zoë Kravitz in Caught Stealing
6. Imogen Poots in All of You
5. Aimee-Lou Wood in The White Lotus (s3e2)
4. Rachel Sennott in the first episode of I Love LA
3. Margaret Qualley and Aubrey Plaza in Honey Don’t!
2. Molly Gordon in Oh, Hi!
1. Malin Åkerman and Brittany Snow in The Hunting Wives (s1e8)

NOTE: Nicole Kidman made our list last year. I use a calendar year, he uses sort of a December to November fiscal year, so December releases will appear in different years.

NOT ELIGIBLE BUT GREAT:

Not new, but first seen in top quality: Hazel Court in The Man Who Could Cheat Death (1959)

Not from a film or show: Bianca Censori at the 2025 Grammys

Anamaria Vartolomei topless in episode 6 of The Seduction

Scoop, December 19, 2025 (6:00 am)December 19, 2025 (9:22 pm) ... no comments.

This is the final episode.


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Jessica Chastain: sex and nudity in Dreams (2025)

Scoop, December 18, 2025 (7:01 pm)December 20, 2025 (9:03 am) ... 10 comments.

This is a bleak melodrama about the … er … “romantic” relationship between a wealthy socialite and an undocumented Mexican ballet dancer, contrasting lives and cultures.

Tomato Meter: 70%
IMDb 6.2


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Check out Sydney Sweeney naked in The Housemaid (2025)

Check out – the candidates for the 2025 scene of the year

Digna Kulionyte topless in The Southern Chronicles

Scoop, December 18, 2025 (6:21 pm)December 18, 2025 (7:23 pm) ... 1 comment.

The Southern Chronicles, directed by Ignas Miškinis, arrives as a Lithuanian coming-of-age dramedy with wide popular approval and several Silver Crane awards to show for it. The story unfolds in Šiauliai in the early 1990s, a moment of national reinvention after the Soviet withdrawal. Time matters here. The private timetable of adolescence intersects with the public timetable of statehood, and the film keeps both clocks in view.

According to IMDb:

A lot of the 1990s footage is authentic, with the actors superimposed onto it.

This nude scene in this film is one that “coulda been a contenda” without the damned color filter, which was so intense that I couldn’t correct it without introducing unwanted artifacts and distortions. I have no idea why directors think that it would be a good idea to add this artificial crap. What annoys me even more than the actual filters is the fact that I have to agree with Lars von Trier on this issue, which probably means I’m wrong, and possibly mentally ill.

I can give you the general idea.

The scene looks like this:


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It probably looked something like this to the naked eye: (Don’t click on these. They are the size of postage stamps, meant for illustration only.)


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Anyway, here’s the video, in all of its orange glory.

Ice Spice Live Stream Nip-Slips!

Scoop, December 18, 2025 (12:10 pm) ... 1 comment.

A couple of new Ice Spice nip-slips from a recent live stream.

Jackie van Beek and others naked in Nude Tuesday (2022)

Scoop, December 17, 2025 (11:21 pm)December 17, 2025 (11:22 pm) ... 12 comments.

Jackie van Beek wrote this oddball comedy film from New Zealand. She also stars in it.

Nude Tuesday is performed in the Zøbftańlik tongue.

You say you never heard of that language? That’s not surprising, because it doesn’t exist! That’s part of the quirkiness of the film.

A suburban couple goes to a new-age retreat as a last ditch attempt to save their marriage. Their path to reconnection is riddled with hilarity and humiliation as they seek to find themselves and each other.

IMDb: 5.6
Metacritic: 79
Tomato Meter: 86%
Popcorn Meter: 77%

Jackie van Beek

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