Author: Scoop

Sydney Sweeney – you know the drill

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As the Inebriated One noted:

In the event you were scared that Sydney Sweeney went to Canada and fell into their socialist woke weirdness trap that forces her to feel the need to transition to another gender and join the alphabet of INCLUSIVITY after one too many DOUBLE DOUBLES chased with some MAPLE SYRUP….leading to her CUTTING off the tits… You have nothing to worry about…it appears the tits have survived.

She dodged a communist bullet on that one…

Just thinkin’ – in a Communist system, wouldn’t valuable assets, obviously including Sydney’s breasts and all value derived from them and produced by them, theoretically belong to all the people, including me? From each according to her abilities, to each according to my needs. Say, maybe those Commie rat-bastards are on to something. Can a system really be so bad if I share ownership of Sydney Sweeney’s tits?

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Here’s more Sydney non-Commie news:

Sydney Sweeney showing big boob cleavage on the red carpet at The Road to the Golden Globes Party during the Toronto International Film Festival! She’s there to promote her new film Eden which is also starring Ana De Armas so I’ll be definitely be watching that one.

Jail the late-night hosts!

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As president, Trump briefly attempted to get Justice officials to twist campaign finance laws and the federal equal-time rule to declare that anti-Trump material broadcast by Saturday Night Live, Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, and others was somehow illegal. During his 2024 campaign, according to a source with direct knowledge, Trump has raised this topic again, venting about the need to punish late-night comedians for giving “illegal” campaign contributions to the Democratic Party — in the form of jokes and on-air satire.

Although jailing late-night hosts seems totally insane, I fully support it if it means we can extradite James Corden back to the States to stand trial. OK, poor Kimmel, Seth and Colbert will be collateral damage, but that’s just the price that we, as a society, must be willing to pay. To Seth, Stephen and the Jimmys – we offer our apologies and thank you for your sacrifice.

Also, we need to lock up Craig Ferguson as an accessory. I love Craig, but the truth is that he let us down. He could have saved us. He could have kept his show, but no-o-o-o-o-o. His quitting created a path that ultimately led … to Carpool Karaoke.