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Mariane Saint and Christy Imperial in Top 1 (2024)

Scoop, August 5, 2024 (9:26 am) ... 1 comment.

A 52-minute film from the Philippines

Azi and Dex are both vying to be their batch valedictorian but Dex is always behind Azi. He then plans to make her fall in love to be a distraction, but his plan is a double-edged sword.


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Bianca Censori: usual shenanigans

Scoop, August 4, 2024 (8:55 am)August 4, 2024 (9:04 am) ... 10 comments.

Subtlety is not her strong suit:

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Breasts are her strong suit.

There is a large HQ gallery of these here.

Megan Barton-Hanson showing great cleavage in London

Scoop, August 4, 2024 (3:25 am) ... 6 comments.

Per Wikipedia:

Megan Leah Barton-Hanson is an English television personality and sex worker. She is best known for appearing on the fourth series of Love Island.

To each his own, I guess.

Sample:


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Full gallery.

Rear nudity from Amaia Aberasturi in two episodes of Beguinas

Scoop, August 4, 2024 (1:54 am) ... no comments.


Amaia Aberasturi in episode 6

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Amaia Aberasturi in episode 9

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Information about the series, a little more nudity, and Johnny Moronic’s film clips can be found here.

The nudity in Kaymak (2022), with several full frontals

Scoop, August 3, 2024 (11:54 pm) ... no comments.

From auteur Milcho Manchevski of North Macedonia.

Irreverent, unconventional and poignant love story, but also a critique of the illiberal hypocrisy. A young, rich couple are on top of the world, when a distant relative comes to live with them. Meanwhile, the neighbors in the crumbling house down below are middle-aged and feeling left behind, when the husband starts an affair with a cheese-seller. Underneath its exploration of the eternal search for love, KAYMAK tackles darker social issues – surrogate parenting, infidelity, woman’s role in family and society, human trafficking, sexual liberty and cheese.

(I added the “cheese” bit.)


Simona Spirovska

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Simona Spirovska (left) and Ana Stojanovska

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Ana Stojanovska

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Sara Klimoska

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Kamka Tocinovski

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The full film is online for free on Daily Motion.

There is an excellent article about it here.

Pole vaulter loses a medal when he dislodges the bar with his dick

Scoop, August 3, 2024 (11:06 pm) ... 21 comments.

It’s a game of inches.

Anthony Ammirati failed the bar and the commentators are clearly having a hard time acknowledging what happened 😂 HELP I'M DYING pic.twitter.com/5hOHttVA5g

— Gladys Wotching (@Glodyswotcher) August 3, 2024


Britney could have chosen a more flattering outfit

Scoop, August 3, 2024 (1:13 pm)August 3, 2024 (1:14 pm) ... 3 comments.

Britney Spears made jaws drop at Van Nuys Airport.

UPDATED with video: Sofia Boutella nude scenes in the director’s cuts of the Rebel Moon movies

Scoop, August 3, 2024 (1:30 am)August 3, 2024 (1:51 am) ... 10 comments.

Zack Snyder just released director’s cuts for the two Rebel Moon films. Each is approximately three hours long, compared to two hours for each of the theatrical versions.

The director’s cuts received mixed reviews, but there is some irrefutable good news: Sofia Boutella nudity.

Video from uncle: Sofia Boutella – Rebel Moon (1&2) Directors Cut


Sofia Boutella in Part 2 (The Scargiver, 2024)

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Sofia Boutella in Part 1 (A Child of Fire, 2023)

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Previously:

Sofia Boutella topless in episode 4 of SAS: Rogue Heroes

Outtakes of actress Sofia Boutella posing nude for an art project

The Algerian beauty did a brief nude scene in Atomic Blonde (2017)

“Sofia Boutella looking gorgeous in a sheer dress and string panties as she attends the Alicia Keys x Hennessy Paradis ‘Paradis(e) on Earth’ event in Los Angeles!”

Jacqueline Bisset revisited

Scoop, August 3, 2024 (1:25 am)August 7, 2024 (9:32 pm) ... 2 comments.

I watched The End of the Game (1975)

There was no meaningful nudity from Bisset, at least in the version I watched, but she absolutely looked her best.

The nudity consisted of some side-rear peeks at her breasts:


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Oddly enough, although the exposure from Bisset was minimal, Jon Voight did full-frontal nudity, so this is the film to see if you’ve always dreamed of seeing Jon Voight’s dick.

Here is the full scene with Bisset and Voight

You can see Bisset’s nudography here.

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Sidebar:

1) Robert Shaw did not disappoint, delivering an over-the-top, scenery-chewing, Bond-villain performance, as was his wont.
2) I counted only three tubas in this film, nowhere near the minimum required by the law in German-speaking nations. Need more tubas.

And more cowbell.

11 things that have quite recently become obsolete

Scoop, August 3, 2024 (12:04 am)August 11, 2024 (4:55 am) ... 17 comments.

There’s no great thinking or wit behind this list, but it is fun for me to think about how things have changed as I prepare for what I’m going to say at my next high school reunion. (The class is usually foolish enough to let me get on the mic with some jokes and reminiscences.)

Smart phones have probably been the most influential innovation. Home computers with the internet made reference books, VCRs, DVDs and CDs obsolete. But smart phones have even made home computers seem obsolete. Each phone replaces your laptop, your landline, your book collection, your music collection, your camera, your maps. They also render pay phones and film developing outlets unnecessary.

Even TVs, newspapers and movie theaters have become unnecessary. I watch a ton of TV shows and films, and I read two major newspapers every day, but I never go to a movie theater, I haven’t bought a paper in at least a decade, and I don’t own a television!

The song said that God held the whole world in his hands.

Now you do.

The 62 years since I entered high school have certainly been a time of great change, but because we have been part of it and have experienced the change in real time, we probably don’t immediately fathom just how much 62 years worth of change amounts to. Take it back another 62 years to get perspective on how long that is. It was 1900. There were Americans in their thirties who had born into slavery. Many Civil War vets were only in their 50s. Three of my own great-grandparents, although only in their early forties, had been born as slaves (serfs) in the Russian Empire. They were not ethnic Russians, but there was no Poland at the time. There were no films to speak of, no radio, no TV, no supermarkets, very few electrified homes. The Wright Brothers had not yet risen even their modest but fateful ten feet above the ground. Few people had cars, and those few had no highways to drive them on.

Looking back from when I entered high school, those were ancient times. That’s how long 62 years is.

It’s no wonder that young people tend to ignore the thoughts of boomers. We are to them as irrelevant as the old handlebar-mustache-wearin’, horse-and-buggy-drivin’, vaudeville-watchin’ mofos were to us.

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