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Uncle Scoopy's world-weary musings about naked celebrities, sports, humor and other important, manly things.
She looks just like her, but does anyone remember the porn star turned politician? I like the concept. I think I’m also going to dress as a person nobody remembers. I can’t choose between Horst Wessel, a Cliquot Club Eskimo, Ish Kabibble and Joe Biden. I can’t actually go as…
Zero budget film from the USA. Allegedly a comedy. It’s rated 3.9 at IMDb, which is shockingly high. In a world where this is a 3.9 movie, Baby Geniuses 2 would be their Citizen Kane. Most of the film looks like it was shot at somebody’s mom’s house on a…
Paris Hilton’s husband is some tech investor dude who is friends with all the founders, so it wouldn’t be too much of a stretch to assume that this is a Paris Hilton Sex Robot that they’ve had built to replace her, since a near inanimate object is basically all you…
…as in, daylight COME