Micro-budget horror film rated 2.8 at IMDb. And that might be a little high.
They seem to have spent all the money they had on the art for the DVD box, which is pretty cool:
Unfortunately, nothing like that lower scene is in the film, and the actual monster is a guy in an ape suit with a totally non-matching “wolf” head. I guess it is supposed to be a wolf, given the name of the film. Also, “Blood of the Were-Raccoon’s Claw” sounds less impressive, even though the creature has five clawed fingers.
Students discover a sorcerer-monk’s sarcophagus at their college’s old monastery, where monks were killed by a demon werewolf. They find a flesh-bound book and use dark magic to resurrect the beast.
I wonder if one can study to be a sorcerer-monk. I might be willing to give up my title as philosopher-prince for a better hyphenate. Would I major in magic with a minor in theology, or vice-versa, or some other combination?
I guess I would base my education on the crowd I was trying to fit in. With my current title, I know how to focus. When around royalty, as I so often am, I call myself a prince-philosopher. When arguing with the professors, I use philosopher-prince. When around musicians, I just call myself, “The philosopher formerly known as prince.”
On the other hand, if I ran into a book bound in human flesh, I wouldn’t think “Hey, this author had some good, tuned-in vibes. Forget about Thomas Aquinas and Francis of A-fucking-sisi. I’m gonna try some of this guy’s ideas instead.”
Jamie’s two shower scenes seem to me to be the same shower scene used twice, but it doesn’t matter, because they (or it) are completely unnecessary and unrelated to the plot.
… which is not a bad thing, because the nude scene(s) aren’t bad at all. They are the only worthwhile moments in the film, so the first scene was worth repeating, as opposed to presenting additional werebeasts.
Although I would like to see what they could do with a WereGoldenRetriever.
Videos. Don’t comment that the two showers are really the same scene, music and all. I already told you that.
Given that its runtime is listed at 90 minutes, I’m going to presume the filmmakers wanted to get it to a “full feature length”, so they were just “How do we pad it out?” “Ummm…. just show Alice’s shower again?” “Brilliant!”
That actress’ name is Jamie Morgan.
thanks
By the people that brought you the blockbuster “Serial Apist”…
Lmao glad the MST3K ape-with-a-divers-helmet level of cinema is alive & well, Jamie has got a hot MILF shower bod, hope they could afford hot water
She seems to have another movie called “Cocaine Werewolf” with an almost identical shower scene, except that one is in a completely different bathroom. Seems she found her performing niche.
I noticed that as well and was confused since imdb doesn’t credit her in this one.