“Canadian officials urge motorists not to let moose lick their cars.”
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Most Canadian story ever?
“Authorities seize 12.7 tons of beaver penises” with a street value of $24 million. That means beaver dicks are worth about sixty dollars an ounce! To quote the great Jeff Spicoli … “Righteous bucks.” “Approximately 400,000 to 600,000 beavers must have been killed to produce the 12.7 tons of penises”…