She wore this to the 2026 Grammy Awards
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Very revealing…sort of. Where are her nipples and areolae? I mean, I guess that the dress is attached to her nipples, though that actually looks more like pinched skin on her breasts (and does not look very comfortable whatever it is attached to). But the areolae seem to be missing entirely. I suppose that they are under a layer of some sort of makeup?
Sexy, kind of. Weird, definitely. Which, I guess, sort of sums her up. .
The top part of her dress is skin coloured with designs on it. Even in the low res pictures on the main othercrap page it’s possible to see the skin tone shift between her neck and the unicorn shield that marks her real neckline.
It creates an illusion of toplessness but she isn’t topless.
Maybe so. Perhaps some very thin, semi-transparent (except for the designs), extremely form-fitting top worn over flesh-coloured nipple pasties. That would also address the ‘comfort’ issue that I raised earlier of having a dress that would otherwise be suspended from her nipples.
Still , as I said before, somewhat attractive and very odd at the same time.
Reminds me of that scene with the incredible Katherine Hepburn in The Lion in Winter:
“I’d hang you from the nipples, but you’d shock the children.”
No – No dress is so form fitting as to go under her breasts like that. It’s most likely some sort of pastie glued to her breasts that has the rings attached. You can see the texture of some sort of blending material used to hide the seams. All in all, a very creative effect.
Looks like she is wearing some pasties that obscure nipples and areola. Weird, and I like it. Perhaps this can be the dress trend of 2026.
Subtle.
She’d have been in for a bad time if somebody had stepped on the hem of her dress. Or a good time, if that’s what she’s into. No judgement.