You may not know this about me, but I fucking love Christas. I’m like the weird cat lady at Target or Walmart obsessed with this Christmas spirit and made in China Christmas shit, all year round. I am on that Hallmark Movie kick, all in on Christmas and have dreams of working in BIG CHRISTMAS. Maybe it’s being a Mall Santa for middle aged women at the all-inclusive resort to sit on my face and tell me what they want for Christmas.
The point is, I love Christmas. It celebrating the most holiest thing, with the birth of Christ, it’s been marketed to shit for the last 200 years, so there’s tons of Nostalgia, I fucking listen to Christmas music in the summer motherfuckers and I watch It’s a Wonderful Life multiple times of year.
It’s important. It’s warm human experience with family, friends, strangers or girls shopping with big tits and low cut t-shirts at the mall.
A plethora of Xmas-themed nudity from Drunken Stepfather
