Do you have a man or woman on your holiday gift list? And would you like that person to smell like a preschool classroom? If you do—and who doesn’t?—this is the gift you’re looking for. This is a spray cologne designed to smell like Play-Doh. It smells a LOT like Play-Doh, and it smells like a LOT of Play-Doh, if you know what we mean. What we mean is, if you spray this cologne on yourself, you will pretty much reek of Play-Doh.
Who could actually benefit from smelling like a pre-school classroom?
I dunno, but I have already sent it as a gift to Matt Gaetz’s wife.