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Mariane Saint and Christy Imperial in Top 1 (2024)
Scoop,
A 52-minute film from the Philippines
Azi and Dex are both vying to be their batch valedictorian but Dex is always behind Azi. He then plans to make her fall in love to be a distraction, but his plan is a double-edged sword.
Unfortunately, that was the only worthwhile nudity in the film, but it was a pretty good scene. So what’s it about? Malamore is a cookie featuring round graham crackers topped with marshmallow and covered in dark chocolate. Nah, I’m just fuckin’ witcha. That’s a Mallomar. Malamore is an obscure Italian…
I had never heard of a “batch valedictorian” before this, but a quick Google search confirms it is a real thing. I didn’t read enough to really understand it though, which I suppose reduces my chances of ever becoming one, especially one that someone would decide to seduce. Probably happens all the time in the Philippines.
I had never heard of a “batch valedictorian” before this, but a quick Google search confirms it is a real thing. I didn’t read enough to really understand it though, which I suppose reduces my chances of ever becoming one, especially one that someone would decide to seduce. Probably happens all the time in the Philippines.