“Sex-crazed zombie cicadas on speed”
This isn’t from some bullshit internet scam site, but from NBC news.
Wait! Maybe I’ve contradicted myself in the previous sentence. Things have gone downhill since Huntley/Brinkley.
Click-bait o’ the day
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